Well guess what?
It went down exactly how we said it would.
Now back in the day (Damn, I feel old saying that) people would get together in the newsroom and say goodbye to their News Director and then eat some sheet cake.
But this is the "look at me" generation, so it's much different now.
Here is how KERO Reporter Ken Mashinchi said goodbye.
Warning! It gets really weird, really fast.