Quick! Clean up the place, the boss is coming to town…

This is what you would call “Breaking News….”

This is TV news in 2019….

Sorry, Grandpa had a heart attack last night and he is now “Neutralized”…

Maybe they should have “dumped” out of that story….

A lot has happened at this Tegna station in Houston in the last 18 months….

Some well deserved recognition…

When you have completely run out of ideas for sweeps…

Well, he’s right….

Well… there went that idea…

Like a broken record…

Maybe this is why CBS News is in dead last….

Fox News lowers the bar even further…