So, I have been waiting for Today so I could order the new iPhone X.

In case you live under a rock, then you know that pre-orders started this morning.

I had already used the Apple Store app to fill out all my information and renew my Apple upgrade plan. According to Apple all I had to do was log in this morning, click the button and finish my order.

At 3AM East coast time I logged into the app. It says they were adding items to the Apple Store and to check back. I went to the Apple website and got the same message. For the next 10 minutes, I refreshed the app and then refreshed the website. Same message.

Finally, about 3:13AM I got into the store on the app. I clicked the button and it asked if I wanted to pick up my new iPhone in store?

YES!

I was told it was available and was asked to choose my time? I picked 10AM and clicked the button to complete my purchase. The spinning wheel of death continued to turn and then I got my iPhone.... I'm kidding....I got an error message saying the page could not load.

I had to go back to square one and start the entire process over again. This time when I picked my store, it said it was no longer available.

It was at this point I threw my iPhone 7S Plus about 40 yards.

After I found my iPhone in the dark, I looked through the now cracked screen and was told my iPhone X will be delivered in late November.

I didn't want it delivered, I wanted to go get it!

I went back through the process again and it tells me this: