CNN Media Critic Fox News Spied on me with Fake Dates

CNN media critic Brian Stelter, claims that when he was in college, Fox News was spying on him.

He says, "About ten years ago I had a crush on a woman at Fox News. She was a low level staffer. I was in college at the time. So I was going out on what I thought were dates. Chris, I thought these were dates. These were not dates. She was actually reporting back to Fox News about me. She was reporting back about what I thought of her and about CNN and MSNBC and Fox. Because I was a reporter on the beat, they were actually spying on me that way. Now I didn't think that was a big deal at the time. I thought it was the way Fox operates. Fox is a political organization. But now we know they were actually sending out private investigators. They were tailing other reporters."

Stelter says he thought he was going on dates, but it turns out the person from Fox News was just going out with him to collect intel. 

No way, we don't believe it.

How could any woman say no to this? 

George Clooney eat your heart out.