Wear Green Today, But not a Penis on Your Neck

FTVLive FIRST showed you the picture of the anchor that wore the penis outfit on the news.

Today is St. Patrick's Day and you want to wear something green.... but it might be a good idea to stay away from the penis neckline.

Also, you obviously can't wear green if you are a Weather Anchor:

This ends Today's FTVLive Fashion advice column.