Here is one comeback you would not expect a Reporter to say live on the air.
KESQ (Palm Springs) Reporter Joe Galli was doing a Black Friday shopping at a local mall, when some idiot ran up behind him and yelled FHRITP (It seems that the people in Palm Springs still think this is a thing).
Anyway, Galli responds with, "That's exactly what I did to your mother last night!"
No he didn't?!
Yes he did.
Let's go to the video: