Look at Me!

The USA Mens Hockey Team won the gold medal for the first time since 1980.

So, say you were going to make a social media post about this awesome feat by the USA Hockey team.

You might find a picture of the joyful team, such as this one.

But, the problem with doing that, is it puts the focus on the Olympic athletes and not on you.

So, maybe it is better, to put on a really short skirt, talk about the team winning, but show a picture of yourself.

This is how today’s TV news is done in 2026. Brought to you by WTVJ (Miami) Reporter Trish Christakis