Your Tax Dollars at Work...

This is a true story, today while driving to lunch, on Highway 192 in Orlando, I stopped at a red light to make a left turn into a parking lot. I waited for the arrow and while the traffic lights went through a full cycle, the left turn arrow never turned green.

If it wasn’t for my great driving skills, many say I am the best, that I was able to run through the red light safely and get to my lunch. Many people said it was the best driving ever seen and it was driving that only I could have done and no one else.

At lunch, I ordered extra meat on my taco and it came with no extra meat. Everybody said I deserve the extra meat. I asked for no tomatoes, but there was tomatoes on my taco. This clearly was triple sabotage.

I want the Secretary General and the secret service to start an immediate investigation. The people that did it should be arrested!