Not Everyone Loves a Parade

Taking a page out of dictator Kim Jong Un’s playbook, Donald Trump is having an every expensive military parade for his birthday.

It appears that the TV networks are not going to love the parade for dear leader. Fox will be airing a baseball game, ABC the UFL, NBC will be airing Destination X and Yes, Chef! while CBS will be rerunning a 48 Hours episode.

The networks will run the parade on their streaming apps, but not on TV.

Trump can’t like that.