Fox News Kills Off The Big Hurt

Fox News reported that one of my favorite baseball players had passed away.

FNC reported that former Chicago White Sox standout Frank Thomas had died.

This was big news in the Windy City, and it was even bigger news to the still very much alive Frank Thomas.

The salt in the wound?

Frank Thomas used to work for Fox.

Maybe Fox News should have called him to ask if he was indeed dead.