Slow News Day in the Natty?

It appears that it was a very slow news day in Cincinnati....

Let's look at some of WKRC's stories:

Forget the fact that "cemetary" is spelled wrong, do the dead people really care that people are playing Pokemon above them? 

Not sure what this guy's "OMG Moment" was...but it has to have something to do with that mustache, don't you think?

OK....I'm not sure I want to know what the hell this story was about, but It has to have Emmy written all over it. I bet no one in J-School told Meghan she would be holding up a box of tampons on the newscast.