KC Anchor: This is A Day that Separates Us from the Apes

The city of Kansas City is celebrating the World Series champs, KC Royals.

All the stations are live with wall to wall coverage of the victory parade.

One KCTV Anchor says that this is the kind of day that "separates us from the apes."

Say what?!

We would have understood what he was trying to say, but then he threw some of his poo at his co-Anchor and we were totally lost.