OK, we are going to try and refrain ourselves here while doing this next story.
WOAI 5PM Anchor Delaine Mathieu is off the air because she has a broken tailbone (insert your own joke here).
News Director Blaise Labbe says that Mathieu will likely be out all week while her butt heals (insert another joke here).
“Sitting is definitely an issue. I’m on pain meds right now so reading is an issue as well…not to mention driving!” Mathieu said in a message.
Apart from her tailbone injury, she also has “a cut and a bad bruise on my right arm,” she said — all sustained during the Gladiator Rock ‘n Run on Saturday.
“There was a rock sticking up through the slide,” the athletic newscaster explained. “Several others had to go the hospital, too.
She added she won’t be participating in that race again.
Evy Ramos will be filling in during Mathieu’s recovery.
There we made it, without cracking a single ass joke. You don't know how hard that was.