WGRZ (Buffalo) Morning Anchor Pete Gallivan went on vacation and while he was gone he grew a beard. 

Somehow, this became a story for the Tegna station, because.....you know.......it's Tegna, where real news goes to die.

But! At least they didn't dance. 

Skip ahead to the 1:30 mark to enjoy all the "fun". 

This is considered Journalism in 2018. WTF?