You know when an Anchor tweets out about her co-anchor and writes something like, "My TV husband Joe Blow is buying me dinner tonight."

"TV husband"? It makes me throw up a little in my mouth each time I see that. 

How about just calling the person your co-anchor? You're on the news, not a soap opera.

Or, you could just do what WGN's Robin Baumgarten does and just give up on what to call the guy that sits net to you. 

FTVLive does want to wish WGN's Larry Potash a Happy Birthday. We won't blame you Larry if you didn't invite Robin to your birthday party.

Just saying....