A Military blimp has broken free and is floating somewhere over Pennsylvania (maybe).
The aerial surveillance blimp has detached from its tether at Aberdeen Proving Ground in Maryland.
And you all know what happens when we have a missing aircraft?
CNN loses their shit!
The Baltimore Sun writes that the 243-foot-long, helium-filled blimp detached from its mooring on the Edgewood Area of Aberdeen Proving Grounad at about 11:54 a.m., a spokeswoman for the Army installation said. It was pulling approximately 6,700 feet of cable.
How long before Anderson Cooper or Don Lemon is seen dangling from that cable?