You want to talk about a shitty story, look no further than WMC in Memphis.
The station brags that "WMC Action News 5 is bringing you an investigation that takes you where cameras have never gone before - into the Memphis sewer system."
We're not kidding, they really did say that.
The station is focusing their investigation on flushable toilet wipes are wreaking havoc on city sewer pipes.
The station adds "Be sure to watch WMC Action News 5 at 10 p.m. when the WMC Action News 5 investigators will show you how flushable wipes are doing a number on Mid-South plumbing."
Would that be a Number 2?