It seems there are far more pressing stories in the City of Detroit, than trying to find out who some anonymous fat guy is on the Internet.
WJBK Reporter Rob Wolchek claims that his station has found the identity of an Internet Troll that goes by the name "Ebayisajoke."
"Ebayisajoke" wears an anonymous mask and picks fights with Ebay sellers by bashing their businesses in the feedback section.
The station took up 9 minutes of their newscast to unmask the fat guy. Never mind the fact that another website outed the troll 6 months ago.
Never let something like that get in the way of a good TV story.
Here's the video: