What is News?

Tegna owned WUSA had their "verify" team do a story what what "news" is and proved that it is not an acronym.

The reporter calls a kid that sent a out a tweet a "college aged clown." Really? We're going to insult the viewers now. 

Anyway here is WUSA's definition of news and what it is.

But the way, if you need another example of what news is NOT.....this story should surfice.