Do you Smell Something?

The May book is almost over and that means if you have survived this far, you should consider yourself lucky.

This book, we have learned that your TV is spying on you, you are going to die in a huge earthquake and your children are going to be taken away.

If somehow your kids have not been taken away, don't worry, their going to get massive diarrhea from swimming in the local pool. 

WJZY says that diarrhea outbreaks are on the rise and your kid is going to get nailed. 

But as Bill Murray said in Caddyshack, "it's not so bad."