The Straight Poop

They say when a bird poops on you it's good luck.

Good luck for your dry cleaner maybe. 

Down Under in Sydney, 9News Reporter Eddy Meyer was setting up for a stand up when a bird in the tree above him let his feelings be known about media.

He shit on Meyer. 

The poop bomb hit him on the arm and before Meyer could move, the bird dropped another bomb and hit him again, this time in the shoulder.

The construction worker nearby got a good laugh over it. 

H/T 9News